I'm a Schlitznik!

How about a schlitztogether? Man, I love that thing! I found a cool new blog, Finkbuilt, that isn't MCM per se, but still has a lot of MCM elements, such as how to build a Modern Coffee Table. Now, as much as I'd love to try this, I know it would look like something Homer Simpson built. I'll just buy my MCM furniture at estate sales and keep all my appendages unsevered.